Hello !
Do you always think that your parents are old-fashioned, outdated and slow?
Well, i dont. Here's why.

Yesterday we went back to SP to deliver this 10tonne engine into W1.
We're fixing the nuts & bolts to join the engine and the stand together..

Colleague A : pass me the nut ! faster faster
Me : pu-nat , pu-nat
Dad : Fuck you la, faster do can or not

hahahahahah rofl !!!


You know, i like working for my dad.
As each day passes, i'll get to know him better. Isnt that great?

Dad : You know, if you downgrade from the army, you can go do an advanced diploma?
Me : Really?"
Dad : Ya, my lecturer friend said after the adv dip, you can go amsterdam to study for 9mths... whats that course? something SM ah.
Me: Huh? SM? hahahah i only know SM stands for Styrene Monomer.
Dad: I dont know lah. This friend abit sick.
Me: ???

hahahahahahah guess what's SM.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadism_and_masochism
BYE !!